By gotta love my momma - 28/08/2014 05:08 - United States - Folsom

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Today, I got married. My booze-hound mother made a toast, and told a story about how she once walked in on us having sex. My husband's family is very religious, and we told them we weren't having sex until marriage. Thanks mom. FML
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smallfrie32 6

Well honesty should always be something we strive for, but at least you had the intention of keeping your husband's family happy.

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sensoon15 7

Id just tell my husband's family that my mother has an active imagination and makes up these stories when she's drunk.

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chinagirl3343 8

Ydi for lying to them but fyl for it coming out at your wedding.

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Lucia_Malpense 14

Yeah. FYL for having religious in-laws. Hopefully your future husband isn't- if he is, FYL even more.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

You already have the ring baby so you're good. They'll just have to get over it.

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SwtCherryPie 26

That's what you get for lying. I drive a tank.

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whythey 7

oh gosh. good luck to you and your husband. try to say that your mother has an issue and lies excessively.

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steph8391 11

Why oh why do people not lock their damn doors? Trust me- once you have kids you better, unless you plan on scarring them for life.

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texas_redneck88 10

Who in the hell waits until marriage to have sex? This is the way I look at it; sex before marriage is like test drivin' a vehicle before you buy it.

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venomousddog 19

87- that's the way you see it but not everyone sees it that way

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crazy4uboi 6

You deserve it for lying

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