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By etr - 13/09/2018 14:30 - United States

Today, I got home from school and my mom grabbed me by the shirt, completely unprovoked, and threatened to make my life a living hell if she finds out I'm not changing my pad at school. I have no idea where that came from. I change it regularly. FML

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EILIABNMAD 7

Thursday 13 September 2018 21:37

Maybe you should just lay low for a period of time until she calms down. No need for her to be a bloody bitch to you though.

Charlie Given 26

Thursday 13 September 2018 21:04

Has ur mom lost her mind

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thedebater 6

Monday 17 September 2018 18:10

if you're under 18 that's child abuse and is illegal

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