By nightjay - 11/07/2016 14:32 - United States - Cincinnati

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Today, I got grounded for having a boner when I woke up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 315
You deserved it 1 552

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nightjay 21

Hi, OP here! It was just a casual morning today, and since my mom usually waits for me to get up (because I'm usually pretty lazy out of bed), they wouldn't leave my bedside. Not wanting to embarrass myself in front of my extremely Catholic mom, I said no when she kept on telling me to get up. Finally, laying on my side (facing away from my mom) she boils over and pulls the covers off, and in my attempt to save my covers from falling on the floor, she sees my boner and immediately assumes I was masturbating. I don't know which was worse: getting grounded, getting the "masturbation is evil" talk, or having my mom see my dick. Triple FML. Thanks for the support! All the penis-puns make me smile :)

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Top comments

DarkLink9001 15

Do your parents understand... well.. anything?

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bellydancer82 15

How DARE you have a boner! Shame on you for being a normal male! Sorry OP, that really sucks, I wonder why your parents aren't more understanding.

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Texas125 12

Just gotta keep your head up. Pun intended too

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catanita 18

OOO you are hungry? You are grounded. In fact you are grounded for everything that is normal in this world.

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VeryCreativeName 3

Next time you go to school, take them to a sex ed class...

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PtCaboose 21

I am a native Ohioan and my parents don't do this, then again, they're Russian...

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OhPuhleeze 23

Kudos to you for being able to maintain a boner while your mother sat beside you. Most people think of their mothers to make their boner die. PS: I said most people, some people get a boner thinking of their mom as some FML's have described in the past.

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spirithound 13

Time to start getting yourself up in the morning without your mom's help... take that however you want...

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