Miscellaneous: Today, I got dragged to dinner with my grandparents. It was awful...

By Anonymous - 12/10/2013 16:17 - United Kingdom - Uddingston

Today, I got dragged to dinner with my grandparents. It was awful from the start, but things took a turn for the worse when my grandpa went to give me a kiss on the cheek as we left. I could clearly see lice crawling around in his beard, and I couldn't stop it from touching my face. FML

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By wtf - 10/01/2014 16:47 - United States - Delmar

Today, my grandpa took my face in both hands, kissed me on the lips, said "Now you can tell all your friends you've had your first kiss," and walked out of the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML

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By benjavel71 - 10/01/2017 11:13 - United States - Prairie Grove

Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2013 17:06 - Ireland - Donegal

Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML

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By eww. - 22/03/2013 05:28 - Australia

Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML

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By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 22:06 - United States

Today, I went to my dad and new stepmom's house for the week. Upon arrival, I was handed mouthwash, deodorant, and lice shampoo. The guest bed I was told I'd be sleeping in was fitted with a plastic mattress cover. I don't have lice and I don't wet the bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2019 18:01

Today, I got a haircut. During dinner, my grandmother complained about it, and said I looked terrible. I've had the exact same haircut for years. FML

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By Sara - 03/05/2016 16:52 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend and I went to visit his grandparents. Everything went well, until his grandmother approached me and asked me if I wanted to try some of her old bras. I didn't want to be rude, so I went with her. Most awkward moment of my life. FML

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By sarahmaxine - 09/05/2015 04:10 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my girlfriend came over to meet my parents. Everything was going fine until she said she owned a dog. My mom then immediately attempted to check her scalp for lice. FML

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Redoxx_fml 22

Sunday 13 October 2013 2:08

Lice to see you too

Dark__Angel66 24

Sunday 13 October 2013 2:09

Well, time to invest in some lice-be-gone shampoo.

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Baajuju 10

Sunday 13 October 2013 16:32

Use fire to save yourself!!

JennNoVa 8

Sunday 13 October 2013 18:12

Ew! Personal hygiene much gramps!?!

Emiler98 11

Sunday 13 October 2013 18:28

Give some lice shampoo as a present

babybobetski 6

Sunday 13 October 2013 19:30

Both my grandpas are dead.

bluefroglegs21 3

Sunday 13 October 2013 20:50

Lice lice baby!!

cmb8280 24

Sunday 13 October 2013 22:48

This is one of the nastiest things I've ever had the misfortune to read. FYL

angelitared 27

Monday 14 October 2013 1:47

This makes me itchy reading about it.

frappefrapp 5

Tuesday 15 October 2013 4:50

I wish I could go to dinner with my grandparents. They're dead.

Gioia221 3

Tuesday 15 October 2013 12:12

You should really appreciate your grandparents more. One day there gone.

Caymokomoko 23

Tuesday 15 October 2013 18:26

no offence but respect your grandparents.

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