Animals: Today, I got attacked by a monkey. My country isn't even supposed...

By Crystal_da_thing - 29/01/2015 10:10 - Australia

Today, I got attacked by a monkey. My country isn't even supposed to have monkeys in it. FML

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patrickalamo 47

Thursday 29 January 2015 17:13

See no, hear no, speak no, monkeys. Just get attacked by one.

kittykath32 22

Thursday 29 January 2015 17:17

I hope you didn't go completely bananas.

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Mikael Mandalios 5

Thursday 9 August 2018 11:49

there is more than one movie depicting this sort of uprising....

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