By Crystal_da_thing - 29/01/2015 10:10 - Australia

Today, I got attacked by a monkey. My country isn't even supposed to have monkeys in it. FML
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Crystal_da_thing 23

I'm the one who wrote the fml turns out it escaped from a traveling zoo

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Top comments

patrickalamo 47

See no, hear no, speak no, monkeys. Just get attacked by one.

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kittykath32 22

I hope you didn't go completely bananas.

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Comments

xninix_fml 36

But they were also attacked. Still I guess it would be pretty cool to see a monkey.

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xluciferx666 21

Unfortunately there are human beings who buy exotic animals when they have no idea how to care for them

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mosquito19 14

you don't supposed to have cane toads either.

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ThePieGuy0817 29

Apparently, even things that aren't even supposed to be in Australia want to kill you in Australia.

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CanCann 16

This will soUnc dumb...but I'm American so there countries probably expect it of me...now I have to google monkey laws in other countries!

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MzZombicidal 36

...they didn't mean there was a law prohibiting monkeys. They meant monkeys just aren't there other than from zoos. It's not natural for the monkeys.

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milehigh52 22

At least it wasn't Ceasar. He would have attacked you then freaked you out by speaking.

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waroftheroses 16

I am from Queensland Australia and grew up out bush. I can confirm that there are no monkeys ect in the wild in Straya. Its a beautiful country despite the killer wild life :)

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