Animals: Today, I found that my cats somehow managed to pull the plug...

By Alexander - 30/05/2010 16:53 - Russian Federation

Today, I found that my cats somehow managed to pull the plug of my fridge out of the socket. Several days ago. Now I have to get rid of a ton of stinking food and clean the stinking fridge. FML

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Today, I found out my dog can open the fridge. Now I have no food left. FML

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By Badlucked - 03/05/2019 06:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I spent almost an hour cleaning and scrubbing the inside of my fridge. Just when I'd finished putting everything back inside, I tipped over the open milk carton. FML

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By Giggity - 21/02/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

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By GrossedOut - 11/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I'm covered in scratches because a feral cat found its way under the house and tore apart the A/C duct to climb its way into my room in the middle of the night. After 30 minutes of chasing it, I got rid of it, but my room now smells like cat piss and I'm applying Neosporin to places I should never have to. FML

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No yolk

By eggonmiface - 01/07/2018 15:00

Today, I made scrambled eggs. Returning the rest of the carton, I tripped and spilled 10 raw eggs all over the inside of the fridge. The same fridge I spent 2 hours cleaning and scrubbing every drawer and shelf of yesterday. FML

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spazz24 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 23:16

how did u not notice at an earlier time?

joshdudeha 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 23:16

how did you not notice this sooner?!!

Comments

NorfolkDude 2

Monday 31 May 2010 2:36

YDI for owning a cat.

gutzzzz 0

Monday 31 May 2010 2:46

YDI for not eating cold food on a regular basis?

epicwincomment 0

Monday 31 May 2010 3:22

10 your really hot

HeretoBlame 3

Monday 31 May 2010 3:38

First get rid of the cats and second couldn't you see that the light that turns on when you open the door wasn't working?

aRm95 0

Monday 31 May 2010 3:52

supid cats...

yrekcaz 0

Monday 31 May 2010 4:01

I've had a smart cat, but that's stupid. Your outlet isn't covered by the refrigerator? Lucky they didn't get shocked...

wizardsrok97 0

Monday 31 May 2010 4:07

ydi for growing up to be a lonely person living with tons of cats... lol on the other hand ur cats=frickin awesome

NGM_47 0

Monday 31 May 2010 4:36

was it blue?

nickerlicker123 0

Monday 31 May 2010 4:40

Hahahah Well that really sucks.

rakume 0

Monday 31 May 2010 4:50

kill the cat. future problem solved

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