Intimacy: Today, I found out the bed I sleep in is the bed I was conceived... - FML

By Capteen - 22/04/2012 12:17 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, I found out the bed I sleep in is the bed I was conceived in. FML

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Capteen_fml 9

Sunday 22 April 2012 17:21

OP here! I definitely have a new mattress, and the frames been well cleaned as it was in storage for a while. To the people saying get over it - I'm not upset or creeped out too much, I just thought it was FML worthy. And no, I have no intention of 'repeating the cycle' to my children as such - I need to finish my studies before even considering children!

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SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 22 April 2012 16:24

Nothing like home. It's not like you're going to find any afterbirth under your sheets!

bballsoccerrocks 7

Sunday 22 April 2012 16:25

The circle of life!

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jayhawkchik 4

Monday 23 April 2012 9:19

Eww, That's just unhygienic . a mattress should be replaced every eight years. Lol

tomtato 10

Monday 23 April 2012 9:22

ash to ashes, dust to dust, bed to bed?!?! eew...

keidus324 6

Monday 23 April 2012 9:32

Hahaaaaaaa

itzia 7

Monday 23 April 2012 9:48

You've literally slept your whole life on that thing haven't you? :P

skittlesmeep 4

Monday 23 April 2012 10:16

An older bed can not be that comfortable.

Ugi 26

Monday 23 April 2012 10:23

Oh No! Your parents had sex! That's terrible! Glad mine never did. Have you ever stayed in a hotel?

testtest2_fml 16

Monday 23 April 2012 12:00

Awsom!

cleoxus85 0

Monday 23 April 2012 13:23

Maybe a bit gross but I would be honoured :P

natty098 2

Monday 23 April 2012 13:29

dont worry your not the only one

Funny14u 0

Monday 23 April 2012 18:00

So you sleep in a bathtub

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