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By TatooFAIL - 06/10/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML

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By aridaley - 21/05/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML

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By slut - 29/08/2011 16:22 - Canada

Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on my lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. FML

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By branded - 14/05/2009 19:57 - United States

Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2019 22:00

Today, I found a necklace that my parents had made for me. While looking at it, I realized my parents had spelled my name wrong. FML

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By authentic - 18/02/2009 23:20 - United States

Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML

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By Tise81 - 22/06/2019 14:00 - Netherlands - Drachten

Today, my 18-year-old son got his first tattoo. I would have loved it, if it wasn't a text on his hand with a glaring spelling mistake in it. FML

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Birth certificate

By figures - 29/11/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML

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By bananamuffin - 30/03/2012 19:13 - United States

Today, I realized that the "holla" tattoo I stupidly got on my lower lip five years ago isn't fading as I expected it to, and will probably contribute to my unemployment for years to come. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 14:12 - United States

Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML

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By thats_not_good - 28/05/2009 18:15 - United States

Today, I was getting my first tattoo done. My parents told me it was a bad idea. My friends' parents told me it was a bad idea. I told them that people get tattoos done all the time and nothing goes wrong. Fifty minutes into the tattoo on my back, the artist said, "Oh shit, shit, shit. We can fix this." FML

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Jess_Love 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 19:50

sorry but ydi... always triple check it... but i doubt the guys seeing it will care :P

LloydChristmas 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 19:59

Even worse when you can't spell tattoo. FAIL x2

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Lonely_Lez 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 6:49

They more than likely did. I'm thinking that OP didn't know it was spelled wrong until someone told her after the fact.

izbrklyn 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:42

that seriously sucks for you

sskppy77 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 15:32

I guess the silver lining is that its totally unique now, and no one else has a tattoo quite like that.

captainmaharet 1

Wednesday 7 October 2009 17:49

Judging from your nickname, YDI.

idontgiveone 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 20:58

lol ydi youre a woman. :

mollytamale 1

Thursday 8 October 2009 7:37

Hahaha wow. Fail

Dubstep_fml 1

Friday 9 October 2009 16:44

FAIL

ashley594 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 11:13

What's up with people writing these big-ass comments? It's not like you need a paragraph to make a point.

freddy8289 1

Sunday 11 October 2009 21:53

get it fixed for free or sue their ass

rachradd 0

Monday 12 October 2009 10:35

i'm suprised i'm the first to ask (well, out of the comments that i read, which was most but not all so don't anyone bite my head off if it's already been asked) but what exactly does the tattoo say & how is it incorrect ? just curious (:

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