By ummPORQUE - 07/05/2009 16:17 - United States

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Today, I found out that the guy I've been having sex with for over a month didn't know my name until today. No wonder he always ever called me "Baby." FML
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You deserved it 70 666
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boatiebanter 0

How have you not noticed sooner? If he's just a **** buddy I'm not sure you can expect much more.

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ComputerAnalysis 0

You're a little (lot) bit of a **** aren't you ? YDI

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TheNilvarg 0

That's what you get for having a meaningless, casual sexual relationship with some thug black guy who has probably fathered several dozen bastard children.

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davidomke 0

to add to 13's, does your name rhyme with a female body part?

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mishka_fml 0

seems like most people who post comments on FML are real judgmental assholes

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makeitglow 0

^^ i second this ^^

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jchansfan 0

mishka- Really, when you think about it, it's a bunch of people reading other people's misfortunes for kicks. Probably not the most sensitive bunch. That's why I only drop by every now and then, because after a while the site just makes you feel bad for all the OP's. lol. As for this one, she deserved it, picked a bad guy if he can't even remmber her name(That and i kinda think it's fake XD). It's still kinda sad though... :/ With all due respect, jchansfan

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dizzle_doneski 0

i don't wanna know your name, all i want is BANG BANG BANG!!!

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dazeddd 0

haha this reminds me of one of my ex boyfriends who asked me what my name was again after around 2 weeks of dating.... but we weren't having sex...

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