By weirdesout - 05/06/2010 02:03 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML
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yarbles 3

sleep with your penis out

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trippydoll 4

Awww how sweet. Dont act like you dont like it.

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tyrellaraven 0

I had a friend who woke up with his best friend giving him head....lol

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natas_fml 13

this really isn't helping the whole "only steers and queers come from Texas" stereotype.

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pantherpride98 10

That's not nice. I'm from Texas. If ur gay or bi u get made fun of here. So that's a lie.

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jizzmode 0

You know you like it. Stop complaining & put your dick in his mouth. :)

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OMGJASMiNE 0

haha I'd like wakinq up to that(: jk lol how cute thou(:

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ZoroFresh 0

clench them cheeks

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nichybabie 1

wow, how'd you find that out?

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eshhayz 0

next time you should get a sledge hammer and hit home run on his balls . then proceed to cook the gore in a pot , the ball sweat smell is just sensational

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