Today, I found out that I'm not my girlfriend's only boyfriend....

By Anonymous - 24/07/2019 22:00

Today, I found out that I'm not my girlfriend's only boyfriend. The other guy sells shoes on Facebook. FML

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By klv8 - 07/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML

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By ohokay - 24/01/2013 02:59 - United States - Bronx

Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML

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By Just me - 09/09/2011 23:48 - United States

Today, I found out that the man who offered to put up the woman I love in exchange for me helping out with his rent, has in fact been her "other" boyfriend since before she moved in. FML

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By FML - 19/01/2016 06:41 - United States

Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML

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By meow - 16/07/2019 18:30

Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML

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By sounfair90 - 27/05/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I felt left out that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay... he started hitting on my made up facebook guy. FML

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By sushichick - 15/04/2020 12:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML

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By Mel - 27/01/2019 20:00

Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

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By debiebs - 29/12/2015 12:04 - Brazil - Salvador

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML

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sloosh 17

Wednesday 24 July 2019 22:23

The modern day Al Bundy.

bobsanction 18

Thursday 25 July 2019 14:36

It's called cheating, and he very much can blame her for it.

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sloosh 17

Wednesday 24 July 2019 22:23

The modern day Al Bundy.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 24 July 2019 23:22

Shouldn’t he be selling them on Footbook? Unless you sell wine, you are the “other” boyfriend. Shoes are hard to beat!

i8cake 12

Thursday 25 July 2019 4:55

sucks to be you but can't blame her for spreading her odds of one might work out well! maybe time for a chat and parting ways unless you're cool with it!

bobsanction 18

Thursday 25 July 2019 14:36

It's called cheating, and he very much can blame her for it.

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Two-stroke

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