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By Bridget - 11/05/2013 04:01 - Canada - Orangeville

Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML

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By redhead - 06/07/2017 22:30 - United States - Lima

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years is dating another girl. Not only do she and I share the same hair and eye color, but we also happen to have the same first name. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML

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By I'm a joke? - 30/05/2013 05:37

Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML

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By Stupid - 22/04/2013 06:58 - United States - Post Falls

Today, after a few weeks of my friends pestering me to spend time with a mutual friend, I realized we had a lot in common. We both love shoes, peanut butter, and it appears that my boyfriend of three years is her boyfriend of four years. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML

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You deserved it 3 360

By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

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By Carolyn Dee Humphrey - 07/06/2018 01:30

Today, I found out my friend and I have the same due date and the same baby daddy. It's my boyfriend of 9 years. FML

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You deserved it 428

By Forever Alone x2 - 07/01/2012 19:47 - United States

Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML

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You deserved it 4 082

By Anonymous - 06/04/2014 18:09 - United States - Lakeland

Today, I found out that my three closest online friends are the same person: my obsessive ex. I met all three before he and I even started dating. FML

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xALEXx_fml 15

Saturday 11 May 2013 11:50

Now only two of those girls have something in common because he is dumped by you!

ozpunker 20

Saturday 11 May 2013 11:52

Hell hath no fury like 4 women scorned.

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DarthVader77 9

Saturday 11 May 2013 13:44

Is it just me who thinks that the guy should be admired for his virility? :)

IMetTheDoctor 1

Saturday 11 May 2013 13:48

Was his name John Tucker, by any chance..?

Kyle_Kawi27 7

Saturday 11 May 2013 14:13

Thats really messed up.

pedinhuh 23

Saturday 11 May 2013 14:15

Wow man, I can't even get a hold of one girl to date... Howcome this guy can date 4 girls AT THE SAME TIME?!?!?!?!

rattusrattus 18

Saturday 11 May 2013 14:21

May I suggest a little tag-team Medea, but with his property instead? Enjoy his sobs as his consoles or breadmaker or silk shirts gasp their last. (Obviously don't do it to really old consoles, they need to be preserved.)

Careycaryn1997 17

Saturday 11 May 2013 15:24

That ******* sucks!! Dump his ******* ass!!! I am so sorry about that too!! You can find a better boyfriend!!

armyaggie 11

Saturday 11 May 2013 15:25

Wow, talk about a connection!

RemyX1 7

Saturday 11 May 2013 15:27

Wow you think your extra girlfriends wont find out about each other but they do with Karma power.Then THEY PUNCH YA

helmiz 17

Saturday 11 May 2013 15:35

how can that be done anyway?

n4ture 20

Saturday 11 May 2013 15:35

sorry Bridget Jones

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