Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I lost my virginity...

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By virginal - 21/09/2017 20:03

Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I lost my virginity just a month ago to my now ex-boyfriend. FML

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jbuckets_404 38

Sunday 24 September 2017 3:24

That sucks! Half of all people with Herpes never even have symptoms, so they wouldn't know that they have it. For the others, it's best to check visually first for a rash outbreak preferably after shaving. Good luck, OP!

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jbuckets_404 38

Sunday 24 September 2017 3:24

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