Love and Intimacy: Today, I found out just how close my boyfriend has been getting...

By Cantunsee - 26/08/2018 06:00

Today, I found out just how close my boyfriend has been getting to our new neighbour's teenage son. I came home from work to find them on my bed and my "straight" boyfriend head down ass up. FML

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By shay786 - 05/05/2020 17:00

Today, I heard grunting and then realized it was my tenant with his boyfriend. When I went down to do my laundry, I caught them in the act. FML

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By shaggy - 30/08/2009 21:26 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML

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Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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Oh, hello

By kikuhime - 17/01/2021 02:01

Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML

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Red-handed

By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 22:00 - United States - Wolcott

Today, I was really excited to fuck my boyfriend when I got home from work. When I got home, I found him excited and… fucking someone from work. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barge in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

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Lennie Mcfish 19

Sunday 26 August 2018 6:37

i just hope your "boyfriend" is around the same age as your neighbor's teenage son

skippydoda 32

Sunday 26 August 2018 6:53

In hope by teenage you mean 18 or 19. Otherwise please call the cops.

Comments

ARISKomuniszt 24

Sunday 26 August 2018 21:02

Which type of head?

DanielleinDC 33

Sunday 26 August 2018 21:37

Depending on the age of consent where you live, your boyfriend is also committing statutory rape. I'm sorry, OP.

jabc34 9

Sunday 16 September 2018 21:31

that's the way he likes to ****

wesos8908 4

Saturday 27 October 2018 23:35

was he at least hot? lol

AmbrosiaFan 18

Saturday 17 November 2018 19:12

I sure hope both are 18 or older.

EmDizzle2007 28

Saturday 15 June 2019 16:37

"teenage" could be 13-19. I think they left it vague to make it sound worse than it already does. kinda pointless, given we don't know how old they are.