Miscellaneous: Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding...

By alliobamy - 28/09/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 026

You deserved it 3 083

Epic Easter: Chases and Chutes
From egg hunts gone wrong to unforgettable family dinners, Easter has never been so much fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By josh - 23/01/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 625

You deserved it 4 155

By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:30 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 583

You deserved it 4 021

Log out

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 945

You deserved it 8 611

Unforgettable

By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 011

You deserved it 2 289

By insultedguy - 03/01/2011 17:28 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 287

You deserved it 4 423

Friends like these

By veggocake - 26/09/2009 08:05 - United States

Today, an old friend that I never really liked invited me to lunch while she was in town. While driving back to her car, I couldn't find my phone, so she offered to call it. She found it under the passenger seat and also saw that when she called, her name came up as "Sabrina-IGNORE". FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 803

You deserved it 63 435

By creeper-status - 05/05/2016 17:37 - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 188

You deserved it 973

By Anonymous - 15/06/2016 06:11

Today, my best friend invited my ex to eat lunch with her. I wouldn't have found out had I not bumped into them while they were there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 061

You deserved it 1 321

By crucets - 06/10/2010 04:37 - United States

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 202

You deserved it 57 440

Life goes on

By Anonymous - 11/05/2022 02:00

Today, I found an old photo album in my Facebook account, which had pictures of previous hangouts with people I called friends at the time. I deleted it because they progressively cut ties with me over time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 681

You deserved it 226

kiwi__bird 0

Monday 28 September 2009 12:28

Daaaaamn.

my_fml_account 2

Monday 28 September 2009 12:50

Maybe the OP used to be a man and is unrecognisable after the surgery?

Comments

Intoxicunt 5

Monday 28 September 2009 15:17

*Hits mercy in the face with a book* Now you know!

hauptubel 0

Monday 28 September 2009 15:53

don't give a crap about people who don't give a crap about you

Intoxicunt 5

Monday 28 September 2009 16:01

Oh it is, my child. Some day, I'll show you the wonders of AssStick and ThroatCock. Maybe soon. Wincest?

The_Pleb 0

Monday 28 September 2009 16:22

well said ^

cuzirock132 0

Monday 28 September 2009 17:00

FYL for being so forgetable.

containsnosoy 0

Monday 28 September 2009 17:23

If she really asked that forcefully about you, she's way not worth worrying about. Anyone asking with that degree of self-over-others isn't really worth your *friendship* of facebook. Besides, it's facebook.

blargmanus 0

Monday 28 September 2009 17:36

Well, if you have a new last name (due to something like marriage) and your profile is private, they might not have be able to recognize you.

axlman 0

Monday 28 September 2009 18:18

haha people change!

mekzikinz 0

Monday 28 September 2009 19:02

YDI for using facebook. no im kidding. but, FYL, dude.

kukopia 0

Monday 28 September 2009 19:46

How many years ago did you eat near each other and with how many people?!?!?!? OMG, someone you once met doesn't remember you... I'm trying to give a crap, but I just can't manage to...

roadrunner189 0

Monday 28 September 2009 20:15

if they ate lunch everyday together it wasn't "someone he/she once met" they were probably friends. if a friend didn't remember you, but remembered everyone else, wouldn't you feel it?