Animals: Today, I flipped out when I saw a centipede. I screamed, very...

By thenotsomanlyman - 07/03/2011 16:17 - United States

Today, I flipped out when I saw a centipede. I screamed, very loudly and in a very high voice. My girlfriend came into the room, stomped on it, picked it up and threw it in the trashcan. I apologized to her for the scene and all she said was, "I'm used to it." FML

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By eightleggedtictac - 08/06/2014 15:10 - United States - Worcester

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend shrieking at the top of his lungs. I ran into the dining room where he was, to find him standing on the table screaming "Kill it!" while pointing at an unmoving spider the size of a Tic Tac on the wall. FML

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By Tough guy - 04/09/2021 23:00

Today, I was laying in bed when my sister came running in, scared. I took my bat and went into the kitchen where the suspicious noise was coming from. It was a rat, right in the middle of the floor. I jumped on the counter and shrieked, just as my girlfriend walked in, who then actually dealt with it. FML

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By rb - 01/05/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, I washed my hands and reached for the towel but felt something sticky. It was a house centipede. It exploded. FML

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By yesikilledit - 20/11/2018 13:30

Today, I woke up and saw a piece of black fuzz on my shirt. I tried to pick it off but it crawled into my hand and stabbed my skin with its sharp legs. I screamed like a little girl because I had a centipede on me. FML

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By Hannah - 04/03/2012 20:46 - United States

Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML

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You big fanny

By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 17:57 - Germany - Hagen

Today, I was babysitting a six year old girl, when I saw a huge spider on the wall. I screamed and told her to stay back. Instead, she walked up to the spider, squished it, and told me to stop being such a baby. FML

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Adapt, improvise, overcome

By Arthur B. - 24/09/2019 12:01

Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML

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Irrational fears

By emelie000 - 29/07/2022 14:00

Today, my daughter, who can pick up spiders and even snakes without flinching, screamed at the top of her lungs because she saw a mouse. Um, what? FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2013 16:19 - United States - East Hampton

Today, I watched in horror as my dad picked up a dead centipede, placed it on his tongue, and then swallowed it. FML

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By Annie - 24/08/2015 08:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was laying on the couch, reading, when I noticed a spindly leg poking round the corner of my book. Upon realising it was a spider, I calmly and rationally threw my book across the room, breaking the TV. FML

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Monday 7 March 2011 18:57

Be glad you have a caring girlfriend

a_girl_i_know 0

Monday 7 March 2011 18:58

I am embarrassed for your gf

Comments

thechampishere 0

Monday 7 March 2011 19:31

ur girlfriend has two huge hairy balls

mintcar 9

Monday 7 March 2011 19:36

i don't care, I would've freaked too. Centipedes are gross. Just thinking about it makes my skin crawl. So are leeches, millipedes, worms and slugs.

vabeach94 0

Monday 7 March 2011 20:33

hey slugs are cute (:

PurpleWaffles 2

Monday 7 March 2011 19:39

man up.

urdirtyolduncle 15

Monday 7 March 2011 19:45

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Syd3trakt 0

Monday 7 March 2011 19:48

maybe ur ol lady can give u ur testes back someday.

OCDC 9

Tuesday 8 March 2011 2:10

Only if she can find them in her oversized purse.

1958x 6

Monday 7 March 2011 19:51

That's disgusting. I hate bugs.

neverdrinkSODA 12

Monday 7 March 2011 20:00

centipedes ARE creepy. I would only flip out if it was on me though.

sorayaloveex3 0

Monday 7 March 2011 20:01

atleast she didnt make fun of u for screaming :P nd thats how i react wit any bug lol

LiznessMonster 9

Monday 7 March 2011 20:12

Me too! It was just freaky as hell :/ Some countries have even banned it you know. But I do agree, a centipede? It's like being afraid of a ladybug, they don't actually do anything. And if she's used to it, it's problem dude.