Miscellaneous: Today, I finished freshman year. I left my first college dorm... - FML

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By unluckyfreshman - 15/05/2016 16:56 - United States - Scarsdale

Today, I finished freshman year. I left my first college dorm room. While we were checking out of the room, my roommate opened the fridge full of my alcohol in front of the Resident Assistant. The RA asked if what she saw was a bottle of vodka. I promptly said "no, it's juice". She wrote me up. FML

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DeadxManxWalking 27

Monday 16 May 2016 4:43

what'd you think she'd do

LiquidStranger73 12

Monday 16 May 2016 4:52

well a sense it is potato juice

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DeadxManxWalking 27

Monday 16 May 2016 4:43

what'd you think she'd do

LiquidStranger73 12

Monday 16 May 2016 4:52

well a sense it is potato juice

lurker_no_more 13

Monday 16 May 2016 18:52

why wouldn't you be allowed to have alcohol in your fridge?

seriously1738 8

Monday 16 May 2016 23:43

Because they're freshman

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