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By lonely_island - 28/04/2014 21:27 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, I finally worked up the guts to add the guy I like on Facebook. To make it less obvious, I added 15 other people as well. Everyone added me back, except him. FML

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Nice guy

By sucksatlove - 25/07/2013 23:20 - United States - Sewell

Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML

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By creeper-status - 05/05/2016 17:37 - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

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WTF FML

By Invisible - 22/05/2009 19:27 - Switzerland

Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML

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You deserved it 12 222

Assumptions

By Anonymous - 09/11/2021 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML

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By creepyyy - 17/05/2014 16:54 - United States

Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all my pictures and tagging himself as my breasts. FML

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You deserved it 9 940

By pottie69 - 07/09/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML

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Bye bye love, hello loneliness

By Lonley Lesbian - 17/06/2020 02:02

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML

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You deserved it 274

By sounfair90 - 27/05/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML

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You deserved it 21 420

By verasam01 - 25/02/2011 00:37 - United States

Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML

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You deserved it 51 737

By creeper - 14/12/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was talking to this guy I like. He's very private and hides all his photos and wall posts on Facebook. Or so I thought, turns out he has me on a restricted friends list, titled "Creepers." FML

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You deserved it 26 859

incoherentrmblr 21

Tuesday 29 April 2014 7:36

Were you in a waiting room adding those people, to finally notice him sitting across you, add him, and eventually gasp when he muttered, "I don't want to be your friend"?...

garebear61 14

Tuesday 29 April 2014 7:03

Maybe he just doesn't get on the site often?

Comments

Attacksloth 33

Wednesday 30 April 2014 1:27

This. This is why I came here. Take this well-deserved like and this complementary baseball cap.

ishchandan 14

Wednesday 30 April 2014 3:45

What if he wants to be more than just "friends"?

searachii 7

Wednesday 30 April 2014 4:05

A parallel FML would have been hilarious :3!

annie_nk 22

Wednesday 30 April 2014 4:51

A typo that ends up working out. Don't see that too often.

alicat13 12

Wednesday 30 April 2014 5:23

Facebook facebook facebook... why does so many people think that the world revolves around facebook? most people I know maybe visit it once every couple of months. it is mostly hoax advertisingand updates that you did not want to know or about people you are not interested in or do not know.

AninOnin 24

Wednesday 30 April 2014 6:39

Speak for yourself. Facebook makes my life so much easier to plan group events and a quick way to keep in touch with and updated about friends after my frequent moves.

mybubbles2000 13

Thursday 1 May 2014 0:47

#92- I have friends in other states as well as countries. I prefer facebook because I don't always have time to call them all. Easier to just message them.

91hayek 31

Wednesday 30 April 2014 5:42

Don't be so hard on yourself. No normal person HATES anyone over a facebook request; if he does he has a whole host of other issues apart from you. Keep your head up and keep trying. You've lived through that already and see? It isn't that scary.

csjmcc 11

Wednesday 30 April 2014 7:21

Girl logic on Facebook: "he accepted my friend request! We are practically dating now."

AndreaJanell 15

Wednesday 30 April 2014 7:30

Guess you wont be singing I just had sex anytime soon..

Sangue0608 26

Wednesday 30 April 2014 15:12

Now that song is stuck in my head

biloxi_girl 22

Wednesday 30 April 2014 7:58

Maybe he saw that you added a bunch of people and just though you were randomly adding people. Next time just message the person and be up front. No need to play games.