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By azlyndennis - 17/12/2016 06:32 - Canada

Today, I finally washed all my bedding. After it was all put back on my bed, my son promptly went and sat on the bed, and puked all over it. I now have to wait another week to wash laundry. FML
I agree, your life sucks 306
You deserved it 31

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Id love to if I didn't have to pay for laundry in my small apartment. I can't afford the 2.50 a load sadly. I know it sounds like a lame excuse but after bills, rent, daycare, and groceries, I don't even have enough to get smokes let alone laundry

shortcake563 21

wash them out in the tub and then hang it over the shower curtain rail during the day with a fan on it

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Id love to if I didn't have to pay for laundry in my small apartment. I can't afford the 2.50 a load sadly. I know it sounds like a lame excuse but after bills, rent, daycare, and groceries, I don't even have enough to get smokes let alone laundry

If you can afford to smoke, then you don't have an excuse.

sohigh10 34

So you'd rather sleep on vomit sheets for a week than smoke one pack less?

bandeek 30

she said she can't afford smokes. so it sounds like she's not smoking this week.

rinse them in the bath, and handwash them, clean sheets and no money spent.

shortcake563 21

wash them out in the tub and then hang it over the shower curtain rail during the day with a fan on it

There was a time before washing machines. You don't need one to wash them.