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By tyson24769 - 04/04/2016 01:55 - United States - Blue Springs

Today, I finally told my parents I'm gay. They told me they figured it out when I was 12 yrs old (I'm 25 now). Wait that means for 13 years since then (over half my life) I've been working hard to lie and to hide what they already figured out and apparently have accepted and are fine with. FML

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