Today, I finally plucked up the courage to file for divorce from...

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By "kittykatland" - 21/03/2018 07:20 - United States - La Junta

Today, I finally plucked up the courage to file for divorce from my abusive, asshole of a husband. Today I also found out that it's not a UTI that I have, it's the cheating bastard's parting gift: chlamydia. FML

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DanielleinDC 33

Friday 23 March 2018 3:40

This is yet further evidence that you made the right decision to divorce his ass.

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DanielleinDC 33

Friday 23 March 2018 3:40

This is yet further evidence that you made the right decision to divorce his ass.

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