Today, I finally had to come to terms with my internet addiction...

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2017 04:26

Today, I finally had to come to terms with my internet addiction when a shirt fell off of a hangar in my closet and I looked for the 'undo' button. FML

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aRandomAccount 5

Sunday 22 January 2017 6:10

you definitely meant V.S.A.T.

guitarmageddon 6

Sunday 22 January 2017 0:55

I once woke up and tried to use V.A.T.S. to see who was in the room with me. V.A.T.S. it a targeting system in a video game...

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guitarmageddon 6

Sunday 22 January 2017 0:55

I once woke up and tried to use V.A.T.S. to see who was in the room with me. V.A.T.S. it a targeting system in a video game...

aRandomAccount 5

Sunday 22 January 2017 6:10

you definitely meant V.S.A.T.

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