Love: Today, I finally got everything in order to ask out the girl...

By Anonymous - 24/09/2010 04:53 - Canada

Today, I finally got everything in order to ask out the girl of my dreams. I bought her a gold necklace, engraved with our names, and with the date on the back. Everything was going great until she got sick and had to go home. Now I'm stuck with this necklace with the wrong date. FML

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By JJ_V3N0M - 03/01/2015 10:48 - United States - San Francisco

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By Nickolas Neffster - 05/10/2011 00:14 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me that the necklace I gave her wasn't a "unique enough gift." I spent two weeks making that necklace, link by link. FML

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By Effwmn - 20/12/2022 09:00

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By Bilirubin - 20/02/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML

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By beezybees - 20/02/2010 01:54 - United States

Today, I lost the beautiful necklace my boyfriend gave me for Valentine's day. I looked everywhere, and couldn't find it. My sister held the bag while I dug through the stinking trash, then after I cleaned everything up, took it out of her pocket and said she was pretending it was lost. FML

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By nameless - 12/07/2009 06:45 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML

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By failure - 29/07/2011 06:19 - United States

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML

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By bruisedandconfused - 12/02/2019 12:25 - United States - Aberdeen

Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 09:16 - Canada

Today, I realised that every morning my girlfriend gets me to help her put on a locket her ex-boyfriend bought her on Valentine's Day. FML

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TomasT 0

Friday 24 September 2010 12:11

You bought a necklace and engraved it... FOR A DATE? How needy are you? Geez.. desperation obviously has a price... the price of a necklace.

Good_old_Grim 8

Friday 24 September 2010 12:14

Pool that necklace. For like... a year. Then if you are still together, maybe it won't scare her away. Judging from what you wrote its the first date... you would freak her out with a gift like that on first date. Freak her straight out of your life forever.

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rwctkd95 0

Friday 24 September 2010 16:45

all yall niggas are haters! y'all gold diggers would found it sweet.

Lisa89 3

Friday 24 September 2010 16:51

Eww Creepy FML. This is so wrong on so many levels :P. Such a stalker..

eightpack007 7

Friday 24 September 2010 16:56

what a moron

mpoppe1018 2

Friday 24 September 2010 16:58

youre ******* weird

lovewhispy 0

Friday 24 September 2010 17:00

that is so incredibly and creepy. just a bit of advice from a girl with experience, dont ever do anything like this again.

gingermaria10 0

Friday 24 September 2010 17:21

wowwww.. yeah, you're gonna freak her out. get rid of the necklace..

xteldridgex 0

Friday 24 September 2010 17:26

you my friend, are a GRADE A DOUCHEBAG!! shut chya freakin **** holstah, and neva post on fml again. your a worthless piece of shit with no game. get over yourself, and grow up. thank you, and good day.

dmnevo 0

Friday 24 September 2010 17:27

seriously you can get damn near any girl you want if you just have a little confidence. what kind of idiot buys a gold necklace for the 1st date. maybe you need to work on your communication skills.

ladybugobgyn 0

Friday 24 September 2010 17:31

While you are at it, OP, you may as well send a framed and signed photograph to the police. I'm sure they will be seeing you soon, when your other "girls of your dreams" line up to file stalking charges and begging for restraining orders.