By Anonymous - 25/04/2012 14:33 - United States - Oakland

Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML
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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Now the jewelry is a part of you. Literally.

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

omg the pain since your foot has muscles and all while your ears are simply just flesh D: owwww

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taybro14 0

Uhhh how does that have anything to do with this fml? I honestly want to know

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catatonicsleep 17

some people pierce babies ears so the kid could have their own...

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iLoveFamilyGuy 7

Hey, no matter what form it's in you can at least be happy you found it!

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bobbed_shadow 5

That's always a day maker

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socoolsophie 4

Why its the username "itskaylabitch" but she says her name is Madison in her info?

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samanthajonesdru 1

at least you found something. I usually get a toy lodged in my foot and suffer pain with no gain. be grateful

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Cheesecakee 11

because she used to have fake pics i'm assuming she decided to be herself now..

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juicypu55y 0

As a parent you should be watching your 2 year old son, as they should not be near such objects that could be easily swallowed at such age. They put everything on their mouth.

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russfml 31

I'm not sure the exact circumstances but why did your 2 yr old have your jewelry?

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