Sex and Intimacy: Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with... - FML

By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 17:45 - United States

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Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML

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By Confused - 22/08/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

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Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 05:40 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 01:47 - United States

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Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

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By Annie - 31/08/2011 03:17 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

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By ReallyBro - 21/03/2012 07:27 - United States - Keller

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Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML

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First time?

By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 11:56 - United States - Westminster

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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML

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By soisblueballsdickhead - 26/10/2014 14:25 - United States

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Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2012 03:30 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2012 07:07 - United States

Spicy

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

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By lameows - 04/04/2015 01:57 - United States

Spicy

Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML

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nycwrestler 17

Tuesday 15 January 2013 22:26

Sounds like he might have a "little problem" down there.

inthedopeshow 17

Tuesday 15 January 2013 22:34

What would Tom Hanks be doing in her undies?

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mikex31 4

Monday 4 February 2013 18:58

U sure he ant gay?

noobsteven 3

Tuesday 12 February 2013 23:48

He is probably nervous. Maybe he is not ready yet.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 13 December 2013 2:08

Next time...let's hope...

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