By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 17:45 - United States

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Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
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nycwrestler 17

Sounds like he might have a "little problem" down there.

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inthedopeshow 17

What would Tom Hanks be doing in her undies?

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WelcomeToAndale 13

Why is everyone acting like its the weirdest thing in the world that the boyfriend didn't wanna have sex? Nowhere in the FML did it indicate that for any of those 8 months that the boyfriend was begging her for sex, he could not have been ready himself. Not all boys are sex-crazed maniacs, y'know.

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YepThatsMeee 23

Of course it's ok if the boyfriend didn't want sex. But he should have told her how he felt, rather than letting her lie there thinking maybe there was something wrong with her.

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Tuffay 14

He blew his load, and was too embarrassed to tell you! IMO

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kyle_27 6

Hahahahaha sorry but this is funny, iv said that before to a girl...she left my house pissed!!

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Thpwns 5

You should do it the right way and wait til marriage anyways

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Twisted_Angel 17

okay, first... where does it say it was his first time too? op, you and your boy need to sit down and talk. something isn't adding up here...

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EvilUndead 9

Perhaps he's depressed or there's trouble in his family. Or something similar. You might want to talk about it with him.

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Here4theshow 17

... Did you shave?

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superdom 12

He's scared or he's not ready or it's something else is he a virgin sex can be very scary

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Barriaultcory 16

Maybe you need to shave?

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