By anonymous - 06/11/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, I finally decided to get back at my roommates for eating all my food. First thing that kept disappearing was my water, so I decided to add lots of laxatives to my water this way the first person to go to the bathroom nonstop was the culprit. I forgot I had done that when I drank some myself. FML
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Tubasaurus 0

I just got this cool think installed at my house. It's probably the best invention ever. It's called a faucet.

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Tequilamockngbrd 7

Well, OP said that she put the laxatives into her own water (that the other roommates happened to be taking), so I don't think that would qualify as poisoning. If someone tried to take her to court, she could just say that the water was hers and she could do whatever she wanted with it.

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BobbyHutchinson 0

thats what you get you passive agressive piece of shit

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SunlightVeins 0

rofl. I'm not sure if you understand why this is funny.

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IceCream53423 0

wow retard. a lot if laxatives are really bad for ur body.

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anjyu22 0

Seeing as you all have to live with each other, perhaps you should find some more constructive way to solve your problems... or at least plan something less likely to backfire.

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mohamedrocks 0

Lucky you didn't off that stuff that Peter griffin, stewie and. Brian used that made them throw up like made lol

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blastvortex 3

Actually, that is a good strategy. I knew a coworker who did that years back because some bastard kept stealing his lunch, so he brought in brownies that he'd made with loads of laxative. When the thief found out, he (rather stupidly) reported the guy that made the brownies and subsequently got his own stupid, thieving ass fired. On the other hand, if you really want to teach your roomie a lesson, then for everything he steals from you, then swipe something of his of approximately equal value. Maybe then he'll learn his lesson and quit being a deadbeat. Then again, if you haven't made it clear that the room's contents aren't a communal pot, then explain it to him, doofus.

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FerrariCake 2

You hoard water? I could understand you being upset if your roommates were drinking your beer... but water?? Seriously?? When the laxatives kick in, just pray you don't crap out your last few functioning brain cells. You sound like one of those chicks whose main diet is water, celery and laxatives anyway.

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failuristic 3

ROFL, they were stealing your /water/? ROFL. I don't know what else to say. "You sound like one of those chicks whose main diet is water, celery and laxatives anyway." ^This, however, kind of works. Kudos, #22 ;D

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Mylife_is_so_fd 0

oh my god were's all the water going from in the tap those bastard roomates must be stealing it i knoiw what ill do ill put laxatives in the water supply that way no one can drink our water and ill die of dehydration because there will be no water to rehydrate my when i shit my ******* guts out of my stupid little uptight bitch asshole

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