By anon80214 - 30/05/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, I finally convinced my girlfriend to let me give her a foot massage after she had a long day at work. Halfway through, she fell asleep. Wanting to see how ticklish she actually was, I started to tickle her feet. She then kicked me straight in the nuts whilst sleeping. FML
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anon80214 15

Yeah, I probably did deserve that one.

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iAmScrubs 19

Chuck Norris would have dodged it.

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TalkinSmack 6

be thankful u didn't try sucking on her toes

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missymoo123 0

LMAO Thats what I thought as soon as I read it....Could have ended up with a broken face =/

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SteelCladAngel 0

an ex of mine did that after I repeatedly asked and told him not to he wouldn't let go of my ankles so I kicked him in the face :) ******* worthless bastard, wish his nasal bones would have imbedded in his brain.

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Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

a hit to the balls hurts much worse than being hit in the face.

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snickerz01 0

if you werent in some creepy wierd position, i dont see how te **** she could kick you in the nuts. were you like raping her foot?

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imacreeper 3

He could have been lying criss-cross applesauce with her foot on his lap..

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snickerz01 0

good point, and btw you shall not touch my house and shall be slayed by my diamond sword

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BeautifulSunshin 0

Can you say "Ouch!" hahha funny tho! Hope ur fellas are doing alright!

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LaughterofCorn 4

I believe your nuts are in need of medical care. A tickle kick can bring down elephants.

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malpalll 0

I ******* hate it when people tickle my feet. tickling my feet is like a free ticket to get kicked in the face or nuts.

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stayawakee 0

Hope you learned a lesson. Why would you want to know? You could of simply asked her. You never tickle someone's feet. Especially while they're asleep. That's like scaring a lion while it's sleeping. You're stupid.

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BountyBass 13

people have been killed for giving a foot massage...

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xoCOURTNIEox 0

haha your a little creep !

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