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By Randilynne2 - 22/07/2016 20:26 - United States - Elko

Today, I felt like surprising my boyfriend. I put on some sexy lingerie and high heels and waited for him to return from work. Right as he walked in I was bending over to take his food out of the oven. He kissed me on the cheek and said "I have to change." He didn't touch me again all evening. FML
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Unlucky1232 20

don't blame yourself. I mean guys aren't horny all the time so sometimes things like this happen

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countryb_cth 38

See I don't think OP was bothered by the fact he wasn't horny. I think she bothered that after all the effort she put in for him there was no thank you or anything. So when she says he didn't touch her all night I doubt she meant sexually and that he really didn't touch her at all. No hug no kiss nothing. The least the boyfriend could have done was thank her for all the effort she put into surprising him. Also telling her that even though he is very appreciative, tonight he is just to tired/not feeling it but he would make it up to her. So she has every right to be a little upset that he didn't notice her effort.

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Greycatsister 12

:( Sorry, op. Maybe he was just really tired. I hope he makes an effort to make it up to you.

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Unlucky1232 20

don't blame yourself. I mean guys aren't horny all the time so sometimes things like this happen

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countryb_cth 38

See I don't think OP was bothered by the fact he wasn't horny. I think she bothered that after all the effort she put in for him there was no thank you or anything. So when she says he didn't touch her all night I doubt she meant sexually and that he really didn't touch her at all. No hug no kiss nothing. The least the boyfriend could have done was thank her for all the effort she put into surprising him. Also telling her that even though he is very appreciative, tonight he is just to tired/not feeling it but he would make it up to her. So she has every right to be a little upset that he didn't notice her effort.

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Elgrin 15

Slight correction: OP did say that he kissed her on the cheek. Everything else you said remains valid.

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Why_me499 21

that sounds like my life...

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