Love: Today, I exchanged numbers with this guy in the McDonald's drive-thru....

By dreamer2639 - 03/07/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I exchanged numbers with this guy in the McDonald's drive-thru. When he asked why I gave him my number I told him I thought he had a nice smile. When I asked him the same question, he responded with "I just thought you had a nice rack". FML

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By Samantha - 29/03/2009 03:14 - Canada

Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML

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By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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By Gjkashldf - 04/05/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, I was at the gym and I saw a really cute guy working out nearby. I tried to get his attention by taking off my shirt and smiling at him. When he walked over to me, instead of asking for my number, he just said "Can you please put that back on? Thanks". FML

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By apparentlyunattractive - 07/06/2009 09:23 - United States

Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML

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By Ren - 28/12/2012 07:49 - United States - Medina

Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 05:00

Today, I had a very good-looking guy ask for my number while I was at work, but due to our policies I had to turn him down. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2013 11:26 - United States

Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML

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By 6u174r_d00d - 10/08/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML

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Thanks, I hate it!

By ugly - 14/11/2010 07:39 - United States

Today, I was in McDonald's with some friends. When I got up to the register to order, the guy there appeared startled by me, and said, "Whoa, you're really pretty." No one has ever said anything like that to me before. When I told my friends, they laughed and said, "Wow. He must have been drunk." FML

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By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

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grlwitperlEring 0

Friday 3 July 2009 20:11

YDI for exchanging numbers with someone at a McDonald's... what else would you expect?

fxdxhk90 0

Friday 3 July 2009 20:11

Epic win for that guy. Woman always claim to want honesty out of a man, well he was just being honest, quit bitching.

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sarahboo88 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 4:19

Ummmm it's ur fault for giving ur # to a guy who works at freakin McDonalds!!!!! seriously that is a rlly bad place to find men!!!!

sarahboo88 0

Monday 30 May 2011 16:41

that's what u get for wanting to go on a date with someone that works in a drive through!!!!!

iloveajholmes 0

Friday 12 August 2011 4:51

Ouch...at least he gave you a compliment and not an insult!

cactasaurus 7

Wednesday 29 February 2012 1:46

You must be very desperate ..

justsayingbeach 15

Tuesday 4 August 2015 17:51

Says the kid who even has a profile pic on a FML.. It's not an SM site m'deary ??

yoshi1mex 5

Tuesday 8 May 2012 6:11

He sounds like a keeper.

UniqueAnt21 3

Thursday 27 December 2012 18:31

That why you don't hit on people who work at a fast food restaurant in the drive-thru.smh

enzo875 4

Monday 14 January 2013 3:03

Everyone know only classy people work at mcdonalds

justsayingbeach 15

Tuesday 4 August 2015 17:49

What did you expect? Charm?!

Zelda9678 11

Tuesday 4 October 2016 13:41

Why is everyone defending that this guy only likes her for her boobs?

Ian Bohman 4

Wednesday 22 March 2017 0:27

And that's how your father and I met

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