By jmac - 11/03/2012 03:06 - United States

Today, I dropped a knife while cooking. Luckily it missed my foot, but only because it hit my knee. FML
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punk6743 0

I used to cook, then i took a chefs knife to the knee.

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PYLrulz 17

Ok, how many of those godforsaken "Arrow to Knee" jokes, or modified versions of it, will there be?!?

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SixtyNyan 0

Thus ends another career due to knee injuries

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BradTheBrony 19

He can still do guard duty.

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1_dvs_bstrd 0

I used to be a cook like you but then I took a knife to the knee

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Pudagiah 12

Enough with the stupid "arrow to the knee" jokes. Please, shut the hell up.

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Friendzonian 0

I used to be a great chef like you, but then I took a knife to the knee.

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hellokimmiee 5

i used to be great, but then took a f to my l

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fsimmo 0

New.. Jumping knee knives twenty dollars

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chels1994 11

Not the same as an arrow, but still not fun :(

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jose18 3

I used to be a cook but then I took a knife in the knee

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courtneyann211 10

Do you not realize how many people have already said this?

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courtneyann211 10

118- I didn't mean to thumb you down, meant to thumb you up!!

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friisen_ 0

Hopefully it left a scar, chicks digg it.

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friisen_ 0

''Baby, how did you get that scar?'' ''I took a kitchen knife to the knee''

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sharks271 4

i used to cook like you, then i took a knife in the knee.

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