Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered that someone keyed my car, leaving a big... - FML

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By tayxoxoxo - 18/05/2016 19:46 - United States

Today, I discovered that someone keyed my car, leaving a big scratch all the way down the passenger side. I called to see if my building had footage of whoever did it on the parking lot cameras, but coincidentally today was the day that the cameras were under maintenance. FML

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MisstressNicole 20

Thursday 19 May 2016 11:30

This sucks. My husband and I had the same thing happen to us. a week after we bought a new car. All the way from the headlight to the tail light. I feel for you. Sometimes people can't stand to see others with nice things.

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MisstressNicole 20

Thursday 19 May 2016 11:30

This sucks. My husband and I had the same thing happen to us. a week after we bought a new car. All the way from the headlight to the tail light. I feel for you. Sometimes people can't stand to see others with nice things.

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