By LasagnaRawks - 09/11/2009 10:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend only stayed with me because he didn't want to "be alone," and now that he has a new girlfriend, apparently he won't be. We were together for three and a half years. FML
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tazzzy 0

You really do not want to be with someone like that anyway. It's not an FML at all. Lucky you! You are rid of someone so insecure he is incapable of being without a girlfriend.

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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

What a jackass. Be glad you're rid of him. I don't understand why some people /have/ to have a boyfriend/girlfriend at all times. But the OP's totally irrevelant username is throwing me off.

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FairLouisa 0

I know, right? I was like, okay...when does the lasagna come in...

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LemonadePink 0

But lasagna is delicious...

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unluckiestperson_fml 14

I made the username long ago to save favourite FML's, never thinking my sucky life story would be accepted.

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Peroxide 3

He's a smart guy. The boogyman waits until your alone and then he gets you. Wanna go out OP? I need someone to cover the night shift while I sleep cause my night lamp broke.

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perdix 29

You must really bad at, or really stingy with the sex. The salient feature of a loveless, futile relationship should be the easy and reliable access to decent-quality poontang. Being a barrier to solitude must mean that you didn't even bring that to the table.

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mujerdivina1590 0

Maybe so, but that doesn't change the fact that the guy is an ass and will get his in the end. Hopefully literally.

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dancin_chicka 0

Don't worry. The same thing happened to me with my ex only his new girlfriend was my bestfriend so itcould be worse for sure.

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shudashuia 0

too many people ..whining about breaking up .. .. ....cos the 11.11???? now i have the some situation..that face to break up with my gf..god bless me .......... how can i do ?

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larselduderino 0

Kick him in his balls and when he falls to the ground, lift his armpit away from his side and kick him there multiple times.

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Joeboy777 0

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feminist19 0

generally after people break up they go on to find a new partner no? which is what he did? stop living in the past and try find someone new.

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BLNovelist 0

Um...he was looking for a new girlfriend before he even broke up with the OP. He's an asshole.

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AntiChrist7 0

Girls only love assholes. YDI

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