Love: Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute...

By thisiswhyimsingle - 14/09/2015 05:17 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 139

You deserved it 3 487

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By loser - 19/10/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number. I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime. He gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 532

You deserved it 34 982

By Mark Allan - 25/03/2012 16:06 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 256

You deserved it 7 685

Nice guy

By Anonymous - 18/09/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 645

You deserved it 4 530

By wow kid just leave me alone - 15/09/2012 00:03 - United States

Today, after math class, the resident creepy kid approached me and asked me out. I've only spoken to him twice before, so I was creeped out, and I politely declined. He totally lost it, and shouted that I'm a "friend-zoning bitch" before storming out of the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 654

You deserved it 3 712

By chicagobulls102 - 10/09/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 767

You deserved it 2 803

By Ren - 28/12/2012 07:49 - United States - Medina

Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 243

You deserved it 5 656

By sorejecteditmakesmewannacry - 29/08/2013 10:44 - France - Poissy

Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 159

You deserved it 3 807

By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 082

You deserved it 11 020

By Joseflloyd - 12/05/2016 04:52 - United States - Carbondale

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask a girl at my school for her number. As I was typing it into my phone, she pointed out the giant booger firmly attached to my sleeve. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 187

You deserved it 2 486

By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 476

You deserved it 9 649

youngmessi252525 20

Monday 14 September 2015 14:31

Report the creepy guy for sexual harassment and then he won't risk doing it again, and punch the other guy in the throat!

aukaylaheath 16

Monday 14 September 2015 14:33

Instead of giving you a different guys number, he could have just said no.

Comments

zfigs 0

Tuesday 15 September 2015 9:59

Where did the comments go?

trucker2 33

Wednesday 16 September 2015 3:10

No texting in class LMAO

carbonbasedcynic 17

Tuesday 15 September 2015 15:31

"that guy grabbed my ass i should be able to cut his dick off" what scares me is how many of you upthumbed that comment

citrusglass 22

Wednesday 16 September 2015 1:08

...how does this cute boy have the creep's phone number?

Saraishi 24

Wednesday 16 September 2015 4:50

Appearances are deceiving: your cute guy is an asshole.

noblis 5

Wednesday 16 September 2015 16:09

YDI for trying to ask someone out in a text. Face to face rejection is better than a date with a creepy guy.

khrystwiztidkid 15

Wednesday 16 September 2015 18:44

I hope you've reported the creep. If he thinks it's okay, it might not only be you being harassed. Brining it up to authorities could save a lot of girls. You can even send an anonymous report dear? good luck, creepers are not fun xo

skyblueprincess 17

Wednesday 16 September 2015 19:42

lol

MichelleMaBelle_fml 16

Friday 18 September 2015 4:39

In seventh grade I slapped a guy for feeling my arm up. I suggest you slap the perv as well, it might not get you in trouble. "Self defense" or something.