By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 06:35 - United States

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Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML
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ImmaB3AST 7

You deserve that shit. ******* dumbass

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ADoG07 11

You dumb asshole you fuking deserve it

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peacelovepink26 0

well it was your fault you were with another girl in the first place....now im sayin thanks dad! :)

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kitykat123 2

thats a bitch move ur a dick for cheating **** you

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PsychicToaster 0

Most of you morons didn't bother to think that perhaps the OP wasn't dating his girlfriend at the time. Quit acting like a bunch of perfect individuals.

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kiakia0131 23

The "thanks Dad" makes it seem like he was cheating. And besides, the girlfriend might think she's nothing but a rebound if he only had sex with someone else a few days ago. And why are you calling us "perfect?" Are you saying it's ok to cheat?

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rofflewaffle 9

Yeah, I know I always introduce my boyfriend to my parents ASAP, don't you? Like, first date amirite? Don't try to stick up for OP. He cheated. End of story.

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Llamallamallamad 7

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents. His dad apologized for walking in on us having sex, which would have been alright if we actually had sex yet. FML.

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Llamallamallamad 7

Actually, I should have said "which would have been okay if I actually had sex with him a few days ago. FML"

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anga11x 1

I am sorry, what a jerk!!

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btbamfan75 0

look at all these little girls calling the OP jerk and asshole. you all can be just as guilty. dont say you wouldnt or never have, ******* harlots...

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Llamallamallamad 7

That doesn't make OP any less of a jerk, just sayin'

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THE_A_TEEN 27

#94 You are generalizing all of us of being cheaters you dick. Besides we are insulting the op because he had sex with another chick while being in a relationship with another person. Asshole. BTW i'm 16, only had 2 relationships in my life, one during the ninth grade, one during my junior year which lasted until last week. And i'm still a virgin. You are some **** **** thinking we would all cheat on our respectable girl/boyfriends, please get your dick removes or your vag sewed up.

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supergirl405 2

wow. what a dumbass.. ydi bigtime!! i hope she dumpes you! ******* cheater..

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ArielTheMermaid 17

No.....no sympathy. YDI for cheating. I hope she dumped you, and I hope you never get another girlfriend. Stupid cheaters.

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Joey44 15

Do you have some sort of thing for getting people on the internet to insult you? That's the only reason I can think that you would post this... I mean, seriously, did you even think for a SECOND anyone would sympathise with you?

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