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By ChanelleGreen - 06/04/2016 18:14 - United States

Today, I decided to blow up this air mattress ,to see if it had a hole in it, then quickly went to use the bathroom only to hear a loud POP , now there's a huge hole in the air mattress for sure. FML

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