Love: Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was...

By DAMMit - 27/07/2009 08:12 - Australia

Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 10:48 - Canada

Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML

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By guess I'm stuck - 16/04/2013 07:23 - United States - Alamo

Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Kelsie - 26/08/2023 16:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML

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By NoTattoo - 12/08/2015 17:50

Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2012 06:43 - United States - Woodinville

Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided the best way to change my mind about them would be to get one. Across her neck. Of our dog's name. FML

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By Angelofkarma - 25/05/2009 18:05 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

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Branded

By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 00:00

Today, my girlfriend keeps asking me to get her name tattooed on my chest. At first I thought she wanted a romantic gesture, but now she asks me to do it so often, it’s starting to feel more like she wants to cattle brand me as my owner. FML

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By Chronicus Ironia - 17/10/2018 07:30 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML

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Inked out

By Anonymous - 08/09/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, I was talking to my tattoo artist about how my girlfriend broke up with me. She had also gotten her tattoos from him, so they had talked quite a bit. He told me she had been cheating on me with her ex for two and a half months. He didn't tell me because he didn't want to lose business. FML

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CryingHowls 0

Monday 27 July 2009 16:01

damn that sucks but you know she really loves you don't be too harsh about the break up >

L0veh8te 0

Monday 27 July 2009 16:02

Pyscho Bitch

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Mr_Horrible 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 4:32

That kinda blows, but it's not like you asked her to get the tattoo...Still FYL, that's gonna be one tough breakup.

steeeeeve 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 4:51

not your problem, i hope this didn't stop you from breaking up with her

Crickets 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 4:57

lol wow.. break up with her anyway. its her dumbass fault for getting your name on a tattoo anyway.. Hasn't she heard that's bad luck?? xD

A_dead_guy 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 5:20

don't break up with her for being needy, and if you do give her money to get it removed.

Hjelloo 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 5:34

Dump her, maybe she'll kill herself.

ogmudbone 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 6:01

I reckon you should too, but on your ******.

xSceneSceneBabyx 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 6:19

damn! I feel sorry for you!

katied4224 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 6:42

What a crazy hoe! I would dump her for sure!

hero14 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 6:49

and thats when you know its time to leave lmfao .

cocky 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 7:42

what the *** is a reckon?

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