Today, I couldn’t remember if I put detergent in the washing...

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By lukey101 - 15/12/2021 19:04 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I couldn’t remember if I put detergent in the washing machine, so I put in another scoop just in case. Now there’s suds coming out of the toilet. FML

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SirEnigM0nk 22

Sunday 27 February 2022 15:14

Look on the bright side: you did your laundry and cleaned the toilet at the same time! Efficiency FTW.

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SirEnigM0nk 22

Sunday 27 February 2022 15:14

Look on the bright side: you did your laundry and cleaned the toilet at the same time! Efficiency FTW.

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