Transportation: Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car...

By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML

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By DriveMeNot - 27/10/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 17:09 - Philippines - Makati

Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting 3 hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 14:00

Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML

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The definition of irony

By Rastaa_Reyes - 16/05/2019 23:52

Today, I went to Wal-Mart with my mom. She kept telling me to put my keys away so I wouldn't lose them. After a few times, I got annoyed and yelled at her. When we got back to her house, I realized I'd lost my keys. FML

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Run!

By Anonymous - 18/06/2009 10:37 - Australia

Today, I had a job interview but couldn't find my car keys. I had searched the entire apartment and had missed the interview. Turns out they were in my pocket the entire time. FML

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By Can't Win - 09/09/2012 15:01 - United States - Palatine

Today, my car keys decided to play hide and seek. Good news: I found them under my bed. Bad news: it was after my job interview was scheduled to start. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By keyless - 14/04/2012 15:20 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, late for work, I called my dad to see if he knew where my keys were. Turns out he'd taken them on holiday with him because they have a bottle opener on them. FML

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Do not disturb

By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 14:00

Today, I’m camping in the middle of nowhere and my mom wrote me not one, but two emails asking where my car keys are, because she needs to move my car. She apparently did not think to check in the key cabinet first. You know, the one where we keep… keys. FML

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DocBastard 38

Monday 15 November 2010 15:57

They're in the safe. She already told you.

Y_U_19029 0

Monday 15 November 2010 15:52

They're always where you don't expect them! Check the freezer

Comments

Mome_Rath 0

Monday 15 November 2010 20:55

and what I agreed with was @12...oops. OP, there are other modes of transportation.

rockefoe 6

Monday 15 November 2010 23:04

were you drunk the night before?

rockefoe 6

Monday 15 November 2010 23:08

helllloooo she's quoting a joke by George Carlin! :D

naximus93 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 4:40

my mom does that stuff all the time :/

jillty 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 5:18

my mom does that all the time! let's just say I never got my b-day present -_-

Voxtron 6

Tuesday 16 November 2010 9:38

Same Thing happened to me a few years ago, when i hid my "Yu-Gi-Oh!" cards away in a safe place so if somone broke in while we were on holiday they wont find it. And today Few years later I'm still looking for it FML?