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FML - The follow-up

Today, I could think of more 'pros' than 'cons' for why I should start drinking again. FML

neonstarr Say more :
Op here. Surprised this got posted. Sorry to burst some the bubbles but I'm not an alcoholic, I stopped drinking because of medical reasons, turns out I have gluten intolerance which caused damage to my gut, and by association killed my stomach lining and throat. Wasn't pleasant. Also I'm a chick. And since I'm better, I was weighing out pros and cons at 330am. If I ever do have a drinking problem Ill use some of the advice :)
By neonstarr / Wednesday 30 October 2013 10:41 / New Zealand
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  TwistedCherub1  |  15

66, in moderation, red wine is good for the heart. Not all alcohols qualify. OP, instead of just pros & cons, give each points for how good/bad they are. Like if I was deciding on a car, fuel mileage and interior space are more important to me than power, speed, little comforts, color, and style combined. So I'd give mpg & space higher point values. It helps put the pro-con ratio into perspective instead of just counting how many of each.

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  Welshite  |  39

Now, Doc, you can't group everyone like that. There are responsible drinkers out there. The ones who aren't are the ones who put themselves and others in danger.

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  Baustigt  |  40

I don't know. If you're at the stage where you're making pros and cons lists, you're probably a recovering alcoholic. So that counts as putting yourself in danger.

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  Welshite  |  39

#23: It was just one of those random nights. Doc and I had had a few, and since he can handle his liquor about as well as a ten-year-old girl, he was having quite a time. I saw the coke bottle, and well...things took a turn. You can't blame him for being wanting to experiment.

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  AKAR2521  |  4

you're a terrible,excuse for a doctor. doctors are supposed to help people, not tell people to harm themselves so they can get some money from it. you're a selfish bastard. your screen name fits you perfectly

By  chilevmv  |  7

Chug chug chug chug chug!!

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