Miscellaneous: Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze....

By Hairytoes - 07/10/2011 10:35 - United States

Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML

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By combo - 28/02/2010 09:12 - France

Today, I was chatting with my boyfriend and his mates barefoot on the grass. I suddenly felt something flick across my feet, so I let out a startled scream. Turns out it was my toe hairs rustling in the breeze. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 11:17 - Australia

Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML

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Feet issues

By fet - 23/08/2012 14:30 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML

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By scaryhairy - 04/11/2009 01:44 - United States

Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2009 01:30 - Canada

Today, I got fed up with the amount of hair on my feet, so I went to get my foot hair waxed off. When I removed my socks, the waxer laughed the amount of foot hair. I'm a 18 year old female and it appears I have feet that were last seen on Big Foot. FML

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By Sica - 15/03/2012 19:28 - France

Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

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By Kay - 23/02/2010 20:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML

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By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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By ihatemakingnames - 05/03/2013 00:41 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML

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Mistaken identity

By Anonymous - 15/05/2022 07:00 - Brazil - Fraiburgo

Today, after cutting my hair and shaving, I had girls hitting on me for the first time ever! Too bad they thought I was a butch lesbian, not a man. FML

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seexysportsbabee 0

Friday 7 October 2011 16:09

Time to shave!

mariazzz 5

Friday 7 October 2011 16:09

SHAVE!!!!!

Comments

BrianAlarcon 0

Friday 7 October 2011 16:26

Shave!!!

Harlson13 0

Friday 7 October 2011 16:28

Don't shave it, just braid it!

cbdee 8

Friday 7 October 2011 16:29

Disturbing :/

perdix 29

Friday 7 October 2011 16:30

That makes me wonder about the hair at the other end of your legs. I'm envisioning a crotch sporting a Chia Pet made of black Brillo. I just had to share that.

KRS_13 0

Friday 7 October 2011 17:52

Mental image 0.0

letschat6 5

Saturday 8 October 2011 4:58

LOLOLOLOL!

Harlson13 0

Friday 7 October 2011 16:32

"I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth!"

cbdee 8

Friday 7 October 2011 16:32

OMG 31 very disturbing visual!

ScarletBloom 14

Friday 7 October 2011 16:43

Does your boyfriend have foot fetish? I hope not.

Joey44 15

Friday 7 October 2011 16:51

I hate it when we get these FMLs about being hairy. How can you be so mind-blowingly stupid that you can't even work out that it's possible to remove your body hair?