By littleteapot - 05/09/2014 02:47 - United States

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Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML
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littleteapot 21

Did I sit on a stranger's face? haha no

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PantyGAMES 10

He saw the risk, and he took it. I approve.

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Comments

CaptainRR 20

If this story went on and actually sat on his fact: That guy: Today, after someone complimented me, I told her to "sit on my face". My nose is broken after she actually sat on my face. FML

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Phooey 22

should have said yes and wait for his reaction.

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littleteapot 21

I was laughing way too hard to reply lol

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IKickPuppiesHard 16

At least you took it in stride instead of letting it ruin your day. :)

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okay17 7

#112, why would it ruin her day? Especially if he was attractive. Nothing wrong with some spontaneous head.

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GrinchFu1 27

Being a man with a beard I must say... that is a completely valid question!

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BBeffedmylife 28

As a woman, with a love for beards, I completely agree!

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cinskeep43 15

the start of a great relationship ^^^^^

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skittle_QUEEN_YO 15

Shhhhh, girl there is no use... The ship has already sailed.

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tmd4L 7

A lot of guys aren't down to do that. Take the opportunity OP.

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SMHsohard 22

Proof you don't have to be mature to grow facial hair.

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octopussperm125 18

Most of us, including me, who will never be mature

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Meettitan 14

The most appropriate way to ask someone to sit on your face.

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siggy_mcsigx 22

I...I don't know...I can't help but imagine that the beard would be itchy around the inner thighs and stuff and be a bit of a distraction. *thinks way too much about this*

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lulinator 40

Beards feel great on the inner thighs. Beards/goatees on men are a must.

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R3TROxLOV3 32

94, I totally disagree. I think beards feel super uncomfortable against my skin.

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PerditaDessa 38

Actually, I do. This makes the top five. I'd tell you the other four but my comment would be moderated.

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Madster15 14

Regardless of whether she sat on it or not and how comfortable it is. This guy is smooth as ****.

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octopussperm125 18

How's he smooth if he doesnt shave? He'd be all bushy and hairy, not smooth, ......unless he shaves the other beard......

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