Love: Today, I completed the arduous, nearly hour-long process of answering...

By DrakeScott - 02/11/2011 18:14 - United States

Today, I completed the arduous, nearly hour-long process of answering the eHarmony dating questionnaire, only to be told my answers were too "unique" for them to match me with anyone. I had chosen "the world" as my distance range. FML

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By Rajin - 23/03/2009 20:38 - Canada

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. After completing their personality quiz, I set the distance to a 60 mile radius of where I live. Then to the country. Then to the whole world. I got no matches for any of the settings. FML

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By Anon - 13/06/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, I realized that I've been a member of eHarmony for almost a year. No one has ever contacted me out of the 134 people I've been "scientifically" matched with. FML

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By looking - 25/09/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML

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You deserved it 17 630

By z - 05/11/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML

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Tinder Surprise

By betrayed - 19/07/2010 17:36 - United States

Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML

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You deserved it 6 464

Women be smiling

By Anonymous - 30/04/2023 03:00

Today, it's not enough that men IRL tell me to smile, now the dating apps have OK'd this and decided it's fine to send me email with a stock phrase saying, "[Match's name] wants to see you smile back!" Online dating is the bane of my existence but also my best bet for not being single forever. Curse you, eHarmony. FML

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You deserved it 282

Dating apps are hopeless

By Anonymous - 28/02/2023 04:00 - Norway

Today, after seeing that my Tinder profile has been stagnant for a VERY long time, I became desperate enough to purchase a 100x boost. The result? One of the girls unmatched me. Not that it matters. All my matches have yet to answer back. FML

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You deserved it 280

By Anonymous - 19/01/2012 19:45 - United States

Today, I spent two hours filling out an online application and questionnaire for a potential employer. The application stated that there were no right or wrong answers and to answer truthfully. I was automatically rejected. FML

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Lonely, so lonely

By Anonymous - 01/12/2020 05:02

Today, after a nice Thanksgiving with my parents, and the usual question about when I'll bring a woman with me to meet them, I absentmindedly launched the usual dating app. I swiped completely dry with no matches, reminding myself that my entire city doesn't have one person interested in dating me. FML

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You deserved it 1 088

By Jakub89 - 05/06/2011 20:31 - Canada

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 155

You deserved it 7 584

DoctorWhooves 6

Wednesday 2 November 2011 23:53

... try the Solar System?

slsrox1298 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 23:54

lol thats better than the girl who was paired with her brother lol

Comments

punkrocker092 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 3:18

Try not using a dating site loser

bizarre_ftw 21

Thursday 3 November 2011 3:21

Says the guy with nothing better than FML to do

Matt1989 3

Thursday 3 November 2011 3:19

that blows. sorry to hear that

alcoman 4

Thursday 3 November 2011 3:25

Sucks to be you

why_R_U_gay 1

Thursday 3 November 2011 3:29

if you do not find a spouse in 6 months, you'll get 6 months free, if you don't find a spouse after another 6 months, you'll recieve a shirt that says 'loser'

marlarooNaps 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 3:30

Not everyones on eHarmony though.

kiraleann 16

Thursday 3 November 2011 3:30

inb4 "YDI for trying to find someone online". Just because the website tells you no other user is fit for you doesn't mean you can't still try to chat it up with people who have mostly similar interests as you.

amkaye 1

Thursday 3 November 2011 3:34

It says that until you pay.

MrPositive77 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 3:35

At least it didn't say OP was gay

tona01 16

Thursday 3 November 2011 3:39

Yeah be happy being weird OP, especially if a website is telling you that you're too weird to be in it. In this world when everybody wants to be the same and uniformity is lost, being "unique" is the best thing you can do.