Miscellaneous: Today, I come home to find my nephew holding pieces of my new...

By AidenFromSweden - 06/07/2009 18:41 - Sweden

Today, I come home to find my nephew holding pieces of my new $3,500 Sony Video Camera. He told me he threw it out the window because it was a portal for aliens. FML

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By continuouslyaddingdebt - 14/01/2017 22:00

Today, in an attempt to keep my valuables safe, I snatched my PlayStation 4 controller from the hands of my 4-year-old nephew. Not knowing that it was connected, I ultimately yanked the PlayStation and the HD Flatscreen flat on their faces. FML

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By fmylife. - 29/11/2010 18:02 - Canada

Today, while I was out of the house, my 6 year old brother stole my new waterproof camera, dunked it into the toilet holding onto the wrist strap, and flushed repeatedly to see if it lived up to its "waterproof promise." It didn't. FML

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By lostvideo - 24/08/2010 07:25 - Israel

Today, I realized that I hadn't seen my video camera in a while. After searching for several minutes in my room, I remembered that I had given it to my dad to hide before our month long trip (so even if someone broke into the house the video camera would be safe). He's forgotten where he hid it. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, my nephew spent a long while enthusiastically telling me how amazing his new 3D TV system is. I felt his pain as his face turned white when he remembered that I'm blind in one eye since birth. FML

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By wheatsnake - 08/10/2009 13:31 - Australia

Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML

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By sonwhy - 25/02/2014 00:51 - United States - Brookfield

Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 21:08 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I woke up, only to find my Xbox missing. Thankfully I have a security camera discreetly wired up in the tree on my lawn. Checking the tapes, I saw my brother park outside my house, let himself in with his spare key, then drive off with my missing equipment. FML

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By missmycomp - 12/11/2009 14:36 - Singapore

Today, I returned home for the first time in a year, and found my entire computer missing. I asked my grandma about this, and she told me that she threw "the TV" away because it "no longer responded to the remote control." FML

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By dwhite032 - 06/06/2011 07:06 - United States

Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML

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By BobRyder - 10/04/2014 20:52 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML

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Shock98 0

Monday 6 July 2009 23:09

he probably saved you from aliens. you should be happy.

NGM_47 0

Monday 6 July 2009 23:39

Throw HIM out the window.....he might be a portal for more dumbasses like him! FYL.

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antoinemartinez 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 1:47

he's right yu kno hahaha

monkeykiller77 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 16:26

I would make him pay for it, if he doesn't ignore him the rest of your life

tttiffany 0

Monday 25 October 2010 9:41

you can't tell me you didn't get a warranty on a camera that. YDI: if you didn't get a warranty! & if you do have a warranty, then no fyl!

Sanative 0

Friday 31 December 2010 2:53

Yeah. I got through the portal. thanks

Krega 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 22:10

Portal for ailens... Lol

litingphires 7

Thursday 30 June 2011 6:07

I would kill him

FirestarFML 5

Tuesday 29 November 2011 23:31

Ok that sucks But seriously, who buys a 3500$ video camera?

PerfectMistakes 8

Saturday 23 June 2012 6:21

Aspiring directors, maybe?

redmoon123 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 2:55

Force his parents to pay

michael99man 5

Sunday 16 December 2012 14:07

Beat that idiot child up.

jdreiner 11

Thursday 3 October 2013 4:42

The real question is what do you need a $3500 camera for?

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