By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 21:52 - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 747
You deserved it 4 921

Same thing different taste

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Buttsexpirate 9

That's mean but totally hilarious.

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Just laugh it off bro. It's not that bad. Surely not a Fml situation.

deannamariex0x 0
chels1994 11

Basically saying that the only relationship OP had was between himself and his hand (which implies that all he does is **********)

Trust me, your friends who liked it take it as a joke. Happened to my friend, and people liked the comment. But all the comments after "he broke his hand" were things like "^Haha dude"

then again you always have your other hand, i hear it feels better ;)

tylerryder 4

Omg? That fml was so lame! Should that be a problem? Idiot.

daydreamer244 13

That's just people being stupid on facebook and besides it's only a joke so I think you'll be okay.

purple_laxer847 3

please explain i dont get it .

He broke his hand jacking off... His hand being his girlfriend broke up with him cause you can't jack off with a broken hand. Simple brain power. Get some

I don't get it someone please explain