Love: Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in... - FML

By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 21:52 - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook and changed our relationship status to single just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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By hesaidwhat - 15/01/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML

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By facebook - 24/06/2010 10:09 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML

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Facebook official

By waitthatsnotme - 15/08/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML

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Sorry

By Anonymous - 14/05/2013 22:41

Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML

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By Janie - 10/01/2012 05:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML

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By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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Facebook official means it's serious

By DianneS - 07/07/2022 10:00

Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML

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By klv8 - 07/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML

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imustbeinsane 2

Sunday 29 January 2012 3:02

Lol that's ******* great

Buttsexpirate 9

Sunday 29 January 2012 3:03

That's mean but totally hilarious.

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twilightluvr2921 3

Sunday 29 January 2012 6:26

I don't get it....?

Ins_Knie 2

Sunday 29 January 2012 6:28

Of course they liked it because it's hilarious. Lighten up, girls like a guy with a sense of humor.

lolyeahthatsme 11

Sunday 29 January 2012 6:45

your ex has a sense of humor.

lolyeahthatsme 11

Tuesday 31 January 2012 0:10

Opps! Haha never mind, who ever the commenter is has a sense of humor.

kei1108 13

Sunday 29 January 2012 6:55

I like how he put quotes around "friends".

JackieDee 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 7:31

...I Don't Get It.

emilymac420 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 7:34

I don't get it...?

tayvictoriafilo 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 7:41

i dnt get it

hippie_lover123 6

Sunday 29 January 2012 7:52

that's ****** hillarious

taytay7878 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 7:58

That's really funny and sad at the same time

123ilovejustinb 12

Sunday 29 January 2012 8:41

I don't get it

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