Today, I came out to my grandparents as bisexual. They told me...

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2018 10:30

Today, I came out to my grandparents as bisexual. They told me "You're too young to know your sexuality" and "You'll change your mind." I'm 21. They still won't believe me. FML

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Wednesday 23 May 2018 21:32

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