Miscellaneous: Today, I came home to tell my parents about my new nose job I...

By Noname - 25/02/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I came home to tell my parents about my new nose job I got about a month ago. My mom always told me I should get one, so I didn't tell her right away to see if she would notice. I was home for about 20 minutes before she asked me, "so when are you getting that nose job?" FML

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By Disappointment - 26/05/2017 19:00 - United States - Gresham

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By UglyFace - 30/11/2013 22:46 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents told me they'd be willing to pay for me to get a nose job. I asked them what was wrong with my nose, and they said nothing, it's just not the kind of nose they'd prefer to feature in our Christmas photos. FML

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By Rawr - 01/08/2010 10:38 - Switzerland

Today, my grandmother told me she would pay for me to get a nose job. I never thought there was a problem with my nose. FML

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By cloudberry - 27/05/2012 08:00 - United States - Astoria

Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML

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By Imnotfromhere - 29/08/2021 23:01

Today, I told my mom I was with my female friend last night, because I wasn't ready to tell her about my new boyfriend. I didn't realize he gave me a hickey and now my whole family thinks I'm a lesbian. They won't stop making fun of me. FML

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By ouchouchouch - 28/03/2012 04:16 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML

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By damnit - 11/09/2010 20:46 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had a surprise for me and to meet up with him to find out. The big surprise was a consultation with a plastic surgeon for rhinoplasty surgery. I never disliked my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML

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By Crampon - 27/03/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

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Thursday 26 February 2009 1:47

this isn't ****** because of her not noticing the nose job, it's ****** that she even told you that in the first place! and that you listened!

blah_blah_shity 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 2:37

this makes me appreciate my mom so much more. she's proud of her offspring. your mom sucks. tell her its her genes- you got it from her and back the **** off.

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unicorn_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 14:32

if i had your problems...

vampirate 0

Friday 1 May 2009 7:54

that's why you shouldn't waste money on dumb shit!

jdkfgkjdfb 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:24

1. Nose jobs are such a waste of money 2. What kind of parent encourages their kid to get plastic surgery?! 3. How could your mom not notice?

talkandplay326 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:16

Dont ever get plastic surgery. I'm sure you were beautiful just the way you were [and you are right now] but if your own mom says that to you, I'd be offended. She seriously needs to recognize you and accept that you are you.

Vanity7Sins 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 4:55

You got RIPPED off!!! How could your fam not even notice? Did the doc even give you a nose job or did he just smash you in the face with a hammer and reset it?

Vanity7Sins 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 5:01

#40 - no respectable doc would give a 14 year old a nose job. Your nose keeps growing until you're well into your 20's and really throughout most of you life... you ever wonder why grandmas nose and ears are so big? One word - CARTILAGE!!!

lexa1love 16

Monday 28 May 2012 17:56

A doctor will if they have problems breathing, or if the nose has been broken and they are shaving bone and reseting it.

iGreen_Day 0

Friday 7 August 2009 15:32

Your mother fails at parenting. Simple as

shellybean87 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 5:49

Go gattia! I think that's the name

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Sunday 8 November 2009 10:24

Yeah my mother is always saying I should lose weight. She actually half jokingly says I should go anorexic. OP you shouldn't have listened to her, just be yourself.