Miscellaneous: Today I came home to find my visiting in-laws had convinced my... - FML

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By PhoenixChick - 01/02/2016 03:26 - United States - Champaign

Today I came home to find my visiting in-laws had convinced my husband to throw out everything in our fridge in an attempt to "find that horrible smell." The smell was my disabled MIL having shat on our couch without realizing. There was a week worth of meals prepped in that fridge. FML.

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